Dear You Guys… #3

A few weeks ago I tried my very first comment love letter.

I loved it, and so did you guys.

So then I did another.

And the concept started gaining momentum.

So last week I decided to craft a button and make it into a meme!

So, here’s my current Dear You Guys letter, along with a Linky below for those joining in!

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All the text below are exact sentences taken from your comments.

This is all you guys, and not me.

Can you find your comment?

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Dear You Guys,

He was clearly taking advantage of my pregnancy brain, but I didn’t know at the time!  We also had a thing about “meeting” our kids prior to naming them, to see if the name fit. Which is kind of funny in retrospect, because we didn’t end up naming them Screaming Banshee and Silent Bob.

Now that’s what I’m talking about. Take a picture FIRST and then come to the rescue!!

Man, if my butt were ever that small, I might happily walk around with the bucket stuck there! You know, just to prove it was that small.

Girl meets bucket… girl underestimated bucket.  Bucket scored.

Hopefully that’ll be the last time she gets her ass stuck in something.  And all I can think is better the bucket than the toilet…  Grab the shoehorn!

Two words: Douche Bag.  Or is that one word?  What a toolbag!  Any man who “does” his hair is suspect!

Morons are never good.  Unless they’re in a movie.  Then they’re hilarious.

Hmmm…I think I’ve met him before!  Is the moron’s name Kurt? I totally know that guy!  Sounds like this guy I worked with at my last job called “Gay Gerald.” Who wore Prada and made fun of my awesome Gap attire. He probably had a roller brush too.

The only thing worse than a “sales guy” is a lazy asswipe of a sales guy.  Have studies shown people are likely to say YES to someone with over-styled hair and over-bleached teeth??  I just want to look around and say to the gathering crowds, “Can no one else see what a dope this person is?”

I’m suspicious of anything that has to have an ad campaign.  Mormons included.

Now, excuse me – I’m going to go chug the rest of my Dr. Pepper and feel really guilty about it.

Love,

Liz

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25 Responses to Dear You Guys… #3
  1. Bossy Betty
    September 3, 2010 | 10:36 pm

    Love it! I especially like the last line!

  2. andygirl
    September 3, 2010 | 10:40 pm

    the Mormon comment made me spit out my drink. too funny!

  3. Lindsay
    September 3, 2010 | 11:15 pm

    So funny are these little comment letters! Grab the shoehorn! I’m especially suspicious of those Mormon guys who do their hair while consuming delicious popsicles.

  4. CK
    September 4, 2010 | 12:34 am

    These are hilarious… what a great idea ;) My favorite is the my-butt-is-so-small-it-fits-in-a-bucket comment.

  5. Angie
    September 4, 2010 | 6:38 am

    OMG, I love these! I’ve always wanted to be funny, now I can try to post some funny stuff in hopes of being ‘published’ – and by funny stuff I mean google funny jokes and try to apply it to your posts in some way! But I’m happy to report that I made this letter – Hooray for me! whomp whomp! :)

  6. Carol Wyer
    September 4, 2010 | 8:41 am

    Love people who can make me smile. Thought the comment about taking a picture first hilarious. See you next time for sure.

    Carol’s last blog .. To see,or not to see:that is the question

  7. Sara R-The Millennial Housewife
    September 4, 2010 | 8:46 am

    That is hilarious! I am definitely hooking up to this next week. What fun!

  8. Natalie
    September 4, 2010 | 9:16 am

    These are so much fun to read! I gotta get my crap together and link up!

  9. Lula Lola
    September 4, 2010 | 10:27 am

    You make me want to be a better commenter.

  10. JDaniel4's Mom
    September 4, 2010 | 12:40 pm

    This is such a great idea. I love the meme idea.

  11. Poppy Marler
    September 4, 2010 | 2:19 pm

    Great meme to participate in Liz. I think you need to throw Craig under the bus again next week again, he’s great blog fodder.

  12. The Flying Chalupa
    September 4, 2010 | 4:30 pm

    Eeeeeeee!!!!!!! I see my comment! I made it! Is this what it’s like seeing your face on the Jumbotron at a baseball game? Yeah. I think it is.

  13. Bethany
    September 4, 2010 | 6:43 pm

    Part of me still doesn’t understand the continuity of these letters, but I suppose that’s ok if they make me laugh. I love the first paragraph.

    And LL is right – I totally pay more attention to what I’m commenting since you started these. It’s actually kind of passive-aggressive of you; forcing people to put more effort into their thought process’ in order to feel the love come back to them once a week.

    See – that’s you’re influence coming through.

  14. Joey @ Big Teeth & Clouds
    September 4, 2010 | 7:23 pm

    You are a wizard! It all fit perfectly!

  15. Alison Golden
    September 4, 2010 | 8:14 pm

    Hmmm, this is a good idea too! Can I steal it?

  16. alicia
    September 4, 2010 | 9:55 pm

    Still funny. What a brilliant idea, really.

  17. Katie
    September 4, 2010 | 10:12 pm

    I am a new follower and I would love a follow back!!
    http://www.mommykatie.com/

  18. Cori
    September 4, 2010 | 11:26 pm

    Love it!! What a great meme! How long will you have it up? I see this one has already closed!?

  19. Nicole
    September 4, 2010 | 11:48 pm

    That bucket picture was truly hilarious and reading comments from it, I can’t get the pic out of my head. LOL

  20. Kimberly
    September 5, 2010 | 4:49 pm

    Gay Gerald…HAHAHAH! I am dying. I think that I am going to start making whimsical comments to your posts now. I’d like to see how you’d incorporate unicorns and jelly beans. HAHAHA

  21. Mrs.Mayhem
    September 5, 2010 | 6:33 pm

    This is such a great idea! Logistically speaking, each paragraph doesn’t have to be from the same commenter, just each sentence… right? I can’t wait to jump in next time!

  22. mommakiss
    September 6, 2010 | 8:04 pm

    best idea i’ve seen in a long time! so freakikn funny!

  23. Sherri
    September 7, 2010 | 11:01 am

    I love these! I have to link up this week….

  24. Tonya
    September 7, 2010 | 11:09 pm

    What a clever idea!! I love it and I will try to play along next time. So creative.

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