When A (Anal Retentive) Man Cooks the Bird

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The first sign of true anal retentiveness: a schedule for the day.

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A closer look at the details...

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Sign #2: Many, many sets of detailed smoking instructions.

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Smoking pan in the Weber.

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Our bird securely in its brine bath. Notice there are 2 ties besides the duct tape (Sign #3: Excessive fasteners)

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Sign #4 of anal retentiveness: Wearing of an apron

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Sign #5: When presented with an obstacle, sacrifice yourself for a properly cooked bird

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Until it means ruining your hair...then get creative!

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A closer look at the rigging

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A final product!

I also want to give a special shout of Thanks to Pop from Go, Pop, Go! I was tweeting with him the day before Thanksgiving, and mentioned we were brining and smoking our bird.  He typed up a very detailed email of directions and sent it to me.

If you are ever looking for grilling or smoking advice for your *shindig*, Pop (@GoPopGoBlog) is your guy!

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51 Responses to When A (Anal Retentive) Man Cooks the Bird
  1. Tonya
    December 6, 2010 | 4:28 pm

    Outstanding pictures!! I love the typed schedule/list. Todd did the same thing. Okay, well, he didn’t type it, but he did write out a schedule. I love a man that can cook!! I’d also starve without mine. :)