It’s divas galore for this week’s Dear You Guys!
This letter is comprised of comments left for the Sweet & Sassy Party and I Just Can’t posts.
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All the text below are exact sentences taken from your comments.
This is all you guys, and not me.
Can you find your comment?
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Dear You Guys,
I only have one word for that plethora of cuteness you so carelessly splashed around: GAH! It makes me want to put my daughter in a freezer so she never grows up. She needed Pursey Galore to complete that look. How cute.
OMG Ellie would FLIP OUT if she ever got to do this! Oh NO way. Where do I sign up… Err, where do I sign Haley up? I want to be a princess for a day! I am 36 years old and I want to go to Sweet & Sassy to get princess-ified. Does that make me pathetic? Oh…I would have knocked off Mickey for a chance to do this when I was a girl.
Man, childhood is so much more luxurious than it used to be! Why do our pesky kids get to have all the fun? Wonder what they’d do if we did a mom’s night there…..only problem would be how ho-ish the dresses would look on a bunch of moms.
Ugh. Why didn’t I have a daughter? She’s an absolute doll. Who wouldn’t want the chance to strut their stuff on a runway? If I get pregnant tonight I am blaming these photos because I now want a girl so that I can take her to places like this.
Crazy tiara moms = YIKES. I do not watch the show by any means; it just caught my attention while flipping the channel over the weekend. What caught my attention was the mom of a 15 mo old acting like her daughter asked to do this? Really, she asked you this?
Okay, those similarities are pretty striking. But at least you can tell yourself you married the better version of Tom. And he completes you… right? I don’t care what you say about Craig, I am still a proud member of his fan club. His pint-size and diva-ish tendencies just make him all the more adorable.
You just compared Craig to Tom Cruise in three different ways. That’s not right, yo! “Perhaps I have some unresolved, underlying issues pertaining to short humans and diva tendencies???” God moves in mysterious ways – allowing you to marry a diva and raise two daughters.
Your last sentence? Killer. Priceless! Love the sneak attacks.
But what about Katie? She is the wild card here. She married that special sort of craziness. Is she crazy or crazy like a fox because she has parlayed her little two bit acting career into a gig of a lifetime. Things that make you go hmmmm….
Tom Cruise has the creepiest laugh. Right behind Vincent Price in “Thriller”. Talk about nightmares. Tom Cruise. My first teenage crush on a movie star. And then he had to go get all scientolocrazy.
And is it just me, or does Katie Holmes look like she needs to be saved? OMG.
I too am married to a princess so I feel your pain. Thank God he has his height on his side. And he warned me about having a beautiful tall child before she was born. His words “Have you seen me in drag?”
I’m going to go hide the mascara and Mac lipstick now.
Love,
Liz
Fin.al.ly.
Only been checking back every nanosecond in between dinner and laundry and email to see if “it’s” up yet.
Twitter teaser.
Ahhh…my night is done. Off for more fun now: mopping, sweeping, toilet swishing.
So funny! I love this idea!
These totally crack me up! I especially like the one about getting pregnant tonight because the pictures are so cute!
Love it, too funny!
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I don’t know if anyone else has asked in the past and I missed the answer, but how long does it take you to put this together? You always do such a great job.
I love how every saturday morning I rush to read this even before I had mah coffee.
Husband “Morning Babe.”
Me: “Shut the fack up, Im going to say good morning to Liz”
You’re a marriage wrecker Liz, but so worth it
Dying here! Yup, going to make this my Saturday morning ritual. And gloat anytime I see a little of me. Squeeee!
Katie Homes most definitely needs to be saved. I’d swap with her for a few days.
New font or is my computer being whacky again?
Yay! I made it this week! If I had a “Save Katie” t-shirt, I’d be wearing it today.
You are so stinking clever with these letters! They come together so seamlessly!
I love how The Empress waits on pins and needles for Dear You Guys…
Ooh – I think you’re going to be responsible for all my future pregnancies too.
I love that you do this. So great! As a relative newcomer to the world of blogging and Twitter, I can’t believe how much fun everyone’s been having – and so glad to finally have a tiny part in it all.
(Also, sorry if the idea of putting my daughter in a freezer sounds a little Jeffrey Dahmerish…I so didn’t it that way! I think other moms know what I meant
Thanks for making my Saturday morning THAT MUCH MORE fun!
Glad you posted so Empress could get some beauty sleep…
I go missing for a month only to come back and find Tom Cruise in a tiara, and women attempting to get knocked up in order to put on princess dresses with him to look like hos? Do I WANT to know what’s being promoted here? Because it DEFINITELY appears as though I’m FINALLY rubbing off on you.
KUDOS! … and where do I pick up my crown?
Oh, Katie Holmes. You sad-eyed, wide-mouthed cocker spaniel.
Put Suri under your arm, tuck your tail between your legs and go get your own damn dog house instead of chasing that spastic squirrel around while he jumps on furniture and discounts mental illness.
I love your posts when you do this… and tonight I’m reading and I’m like … WAIT that’s my comment!! Haha! too funny!! Have a great weekend!
You really do have the best comments!
Great job, as usual!