My partner-in-crime, Taming Insanity, is hosting her 2nd Annual #AntlerUp photo contest. Being a dedicated, kind, considerate, thoughtful, loving friend, I participated last year and will again this year, despite KLZ’s unbending *antler* requirement (for the record, I think any festive head gear should qualify) and Judge Poppy’s declaration that there’s no way she’d ever choose me to win.
How, you ask, do I manage to persevere, even though my failure is 100% guaranteed?
Because I love Poppy’s Dick.
Anyhoodles, here is my best attempt of holiday-ish head gear, all donned by my kids.
And to you, Poppy and Kristin? If you don’t think our glowing reindeer noses, dogs wearing Christmas trees on their heads and pretending to be elves is good enough? Well then you can both go kiss my antlered ass.
Smooches to you, KLZ & Poppy!
LOL….well that’s telling (or showing) them!!!!! Hee hee
Nice buns, Liz!!
Thanks, doll cakes!
This *is* Poppy we’re talking about. Kissing up isn’t her style.
I love the nose!
I second that nice buns comment and I am usually a boob girl.
I have to say my favorite is the blinking nose! I need to find some antlers now.
HAHAHA…well played friend..well played.
ha ha!! Love it!
BOOM!
I love it! Very well played Liz!
Well played
Antlered ass indeed.
I think I see a clear winner…
just sayin…
That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout! I need more peeps like you!
Ha! Now that’s just discrimination, who else is going to antler their ass for their friends?
THANK.YOU!
Hahaha! Love that last pic!
Now that is how its played.
I probably would have accepted the nose. But if I TELL you things like that, you don’t antler your ass.
See how scheming works?
And I had to antler my ass to earn Poppy’s respect. Next year, I think Ali from Suitcase Full of Tricks should judge. Then we’d all by Kumbaya.
That is HILARIOUS. I love it.
Thanks, Bets!
You look so skinny in that picture…go eat a hamburger! I’ll eat one too even though I don’t need to
love it. Antlers belong on asses, I believe.
It’s just the angle of the photo. It’s tricky to take a picture of your own butt!
I was actually thinking the same thing as Amanda – you look so skinny!
I kind of love this. But I think you know that.
My goal was to make it hard on you to choose someone else. Honestly, just knowing that you kind of love this is a victory in my book.
I feel like some kind of antler-gauntlet has been thrown, Liz.
For the record, I don’t currently own a pair (of antlers) or else I’d be in some big trouble with some of the spots that are leaping to mind…
Love it! And go get a burger or ask Craig to bake another cake. You seem to be withering away.
I’m far from withering away. It’s just the angle of the shot.
It’s not easy to ignore a horny ass
You win.
Great line, Shannon!
I think your antlered ass is going to have to win. How could it not? Although the dog gave you a run for it
Very cute.
Please petition Poppy of @FunnyOrSnot. She’s the designated judge.
Love your antlered ass, but pretty sure that’s the ONLY picture that should count for this contest. It’s called ANTLERED UP FFS.
But I did it last year. How many photos of my kids wearing antlers can 1 person post?
Now that’s a way to wear antlers!
Funny last photo. I wondered what all that antlered biz was about!
Oh, who doesn’t love Poppy’s Dick?
I know! Poppy’s Dick has such a reputation.
Hee! I die.
Haha! The nose is my favorite.
This. Is. Hilarious.
Love it. Excellent.
hehehehehe Take that, KLZ!
PS. Nice booty, Skinny Minnie!
Loved this. Great butt shot!
That is so funny!
Aww what a cute puppy! I’m shocked it was okay with wearing that christmas tree headband!
I think antelered asses need to win!
You are clearly the winner, anyone who can balance antlers on a butt cheek while taking a picture must win.
He he! Our dog is wearing antlers in our holiday card (again) this year.
[...] That’s right, people. A handmade antler crown, made laboriously by my own daughter. It had the cuteness factor going on, which I think would have held par even with Liz’s butt. [...]
LMAO!! Love this
Your kids (and pup!) are absolutely adorable.
You do have a nice ass.
It deserves decoration